Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Saturday, December 18, 2010

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this post was meant to be up on 13dec2010.


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Which is Sadder?

Wishing You Haven't Done Something

or

Wishing You Did Something?

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She's never good with departures.

Silent tears trickled down her cheeks.

Certain things doesnt change.

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IRONY

loving you is so easy, yet it feels so hard to love you.

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do i love u? yes, i do.

do i adore u? no, not necessarily.

do i care for u? of cos i do.

do i like you? make me

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伤感的爱情是美丽

应为能从中领悟到人最深处的感受...

所以谢谢您给与我的伤

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Thursday, November 5, 2009

IN NEED OF JOKES..

STRESSED!
Assignments..
Quizzes..
Exams..
(The list goes on..)

I NEED A JOKE.(sorry ppl who cant take my jokes..)

HERE GOES:

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

samsam

Friday, May 29, 2009

Best of Luck

to elizabeth jie jie:

Good Luck.

i have one more joke b4 u leave. =p
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A blonde went to the
appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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haha =D

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

joke while i am away #1

hello ppl.
(esp the ones that goes Cheng Ballet)
in view that i'll be away these few days, i decided to not spare u by posting jokes here.
1 day 1 joke w8.. maybe i'll put more!! =p
enjoy! =)

JOKE for 20 may 09:

SENG, Beng, and Heng were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite at the top of a 75-storey skyscraper.


After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that the lifts in the hotel had broken down and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.Seng said to Beng and Heng: 'Let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting.


'I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Beng can sing songs for 25 flights, and Heng can tell sad stories the rest of the way.'


At the 26th floor, Seng stopped telling jokes and Beng began to sing.


At the 51st floor, Beng stopped singing and Heng began to tell sad stories.


'I will tell my saddest story first,' he said.



'I left the room key in the car!'


hahahaha xp